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[aph Norway RP blog]

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I'm Norge, or Noreg - also known as the Kingdom of Norway.
You can call me Erik if you wish.

I don't really understand how this thing works, but someone said it's good to keep up with modern times - so here I am.

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headcanon that Norway has tons of these little troll figurines all around his house


and his answer to why he has so many varies from "I think they’re cute" to "they keep the trolls at bay"
(and if you piss him off one of them will be placed at the bottom of your bed while you sleep)


Scandia totally tried to ‘rid’ himself of his sons at one point.
So he gave Sweden a Bear, Denmark got put into a forest full of wolves and Norway was left with the trolls.

He came back a few days later to find that Norway had tamed the troll, Denmark had straight up joined the wolf-pack and Sweden had tamed the bear. (which is how Swe got his name. shhh)

Scandia wasn’t sure if he should be annoyed or impressed - he ended up being both.

let’s do a weird headcanon thing.


1. What they smell like: 
Salt water, pine and coffee
2. How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc):  
Not a lot - he’s often awake at odd hours of the night, however he stays very still when he’s fallen asleep. Position wise it changes. If he’s alone it’s usually on his stomach - but if he’s sharing the bed he’ll be on his side (most likely also trying to then snuggle up as close as possible to the person he’s sharing a bed with)
3. What music they enjoy:
Anything from symphonic death metal to classical pieces. Erik has a wide arrange of music for various things. He may listen to heavy metal while cleaning, pop music while cooking and classical while gardening. There’s usually always one radio playing somewhere in his house - be it his bedroom, living room, kitchen, office or garage/work room. There’s always some sound; albeit sometimes very quiet.
4. How much time they spend getting ready every morning: 
Anything from 15 minutes to an hour.
5. Their favorite thing to collect: 
 Books and little knick-knacks from the past. Jewelry is something easy to collect that also holds a lot of memories.
6. Left or right-handed: 
Left - but due to history he taught himself to use his right hand so he’s now actually ambidextrous. 
7. Religion (if any):
Not really - but has a strong affinity to norse religion
8. Favorite sport:
Anything on snow + football 
9. Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling: 
Taking plenty of photos and trying out the local coffee food
10. Favorite kind of weather:
Snow on the ground and a cloud free sky
Overcast but mild - preferably with some wind
11. A weird/obscure fear they have: 
Spiders and small enclosed spaces (not a fan of elevators).

[scandinavian trio “accidentally" sending nude photos to each other. 
bet you neither of them give a fuck anymore. seen it all before.
all those sauna visits and skinny dipping - the have nothing to hide from one another ]

15 32 5

5: Done

15: Biggest and smallest short term goal?
biggest: be the first to initiate a kiss
smallest: get the tires on his car changed

32: Thoughts on material possessions in general?
There’s something of value held in things; but it’s mostly due to the memories these possessions bring him that they hold any real value.
New items are not as valuable - and he’s not the one to go wild shopping for new things every week.

☛ 17 and 31

17 : done

31: Most prized possession?
His cross barrette is definitively high up on the list; but Erik also has a lot of books, jewelry, weapons and items of clothing that he holds very dear. (some of them he hides from others so meretricious people think he’s forgotten all about them himself)

every other odd number


1. What does their bedroom look like?
- there’s a double bed, with two bedside tables; one on each side. The side he sleeps on is full of books and a usually a glass of water on the table.
It’s a neat and tidy room, with things folded and put in it’s specific place. It’s mostly white and exposed wood - with a few splashes of colour in the duvet covers and pillows.

5. Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
Norway is a bit of a clean freak, and doesn’t really mind doing housework. His house is overall very tidy, but his garage/basement might be a bit more of a mess as he has his own strange system in those places.

9.  Makeup?

Only occasionally…

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Suggested listening: a-ha - Crying in the rain.


Norway loved the rain.
It was an essential part of his country and life. He didn’t curse it; instead he welcomed it with open arms


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First half of the Nordic+Sealand Eyes.

Headcanon that all of the Nordics except for Denmark have some reflection of the Northern Lights in their eyes uvu

Other Sets: x / x / x / x

Coffee: Norway fucking purrs if he's really happy
Coffee: it's official
Ducere: dkjashdkajshdakjshd
Ducere: hkdaskj asdshh too much for my brain
Coffee: coffee, chin scratches and cuddles = purring Norway


Norway does not stalk Iceland. He respects his brother’s independence, though he does like to keep tabs on him.

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