uhhuh E æ flink til å gjør perfekt om til greit
E æ flink til å gjør perfekt om til greit
[aph Norway RP blog]

Hei.
Velkommen til bloggen min.
I'm Norge, or Noreg - also known as the Kingdom of Norway.
You can call me Erik if you wish.

I don't really understand how this thing works, but someone said it's good to keep up with modern times - so here I am.

free counters

guthbrand:

This image is based on small hammered gold amulets or offerings called gullgubber which means “little man of gold.” They are believed to date back to the late Iron Age through the early Viking Age. They have been found in Norway, Sweden and Denmark. It has been theorized that these images may have depicted the love relationship between the Norse Vanir God Freyr and the jötnar Giantess Gerd. The runes are from the Elder Futhark and read “Love Endures.”

http://www.moonlightmysteries.com/bronze-viking-kiss-pendant-by-dryad-design.html#.U77LVH-9KSM

monacomonoikos:

karsk-og-kofter:

What’s the worst a tank full of fish can do me? Swim around me in circles?


Hrmmm. [/thinks for a moment] 
Will me carrying your bags make you happy? Cause then I think the words are “Worth it”.
And cleaning isn’t that bad… Or are you asking me to do the top of your cupboards and wardrobe? 

Very menacing circles you know. And I suppose the selling point of the automaton museum for you would be that some of the dolls have been reported to move on their own, heh.

[Wow okay that was perfectly said, a very happy girlfriend is here]

…You have sold me on this, Cindererik.

Oh, of course. How could I forget. Many a poor sailor has lost his life to the vicious fish circles.
Oh? [/his face lights up at that] Now that’s interesting.

Hey, that’s Askeladden to you Princess. [/smirks]

lagelanden:

*What? He’s not doing anything. At least, not on purpose.*

That might’ve been for the best, yes…it’s a shame the weather has been like this for the past few weeks.Not very great for the garden - of course it’s nice.

[/he will be held accountable none the less]

Certainly. But it’s a killer for the plants and a few of the animals. [/grumbles] Oh well. It’s nice weather to sail in.

monacomonoikos:

karsk-og-kofter:

Hey, bring me to an aquarium and I swear I’ll just jump into one of the tanks. 
And unsettling wind-up-dolls? I have a word for those: cute [/chuckles]

Endlessly brave you are.

If you can turn being my bag carrier during shopping into a plus and help dust, I think we may have a deal.

What’s the worst a tank full of fish can do me? Swim around me in circles?

Hrmmm. [/thinks for a moment] 
Will me carrying your bags make you happy? Cause then I think the words are “Worth it”.
And cleaning isn’t that bad… Or are you asking me to do the top of your cupboards and wardrobe? 

lagelanden:

*Don’t make it any harder. You’re just making everything worse.*

Alright, that’s good. I would love to see the garden sometime, though. You promised me a picture of the end product.

[/you’re the one killing my fairies you dick]

I’ll get you one once the sun has stopped burning the earth to a crisp every day. Colour wise it’s nice at least.

monacomonoikos:

karsk-og-kofter:

It’s that or I’m just going to lie in your be all day till my house is cooler.

As threats or ultimatums go that needs some work. [little grin]  I could retaliate with dragging you along to the automaton museum or aquarium until you never wish to see an unsettling wind up doll or shark again.

Hey, bring me to an aquarium and I swear I’ll just jump into one of the tanks. 
And unsettling wind-up-dolls? I have a word for those: cute [/chuckles]

monacomonoikos:

I’ve had 35 degrees. can we swap?

Maybe. Just maybe.

It’s that or I’m just going to lie in your be all day till my house is cooler.

lagelanden:

 

I told you I was going to give it a rest. I’m not in the mood for an argument. It’s a nice day, and I like to keep it like that.

*Oh shut up. He’s genuinely interested.*

Just water them regularly and they’ll be fine. They’re tough plants. They won’t wither that easily.

Sure sure… Hrrm.

[/bitter old man]

I know that. Like I said; I’ve got some friends to help me take cake of them, so they’ll survive - but right now this 30 plus plus heat is a killer.

lagelanden:

*He’s not intimidated by your glare. Really not.* It just doesn’t cooperate nicely with what I believe. Of course I’m defensive.

Knowing myself, I probably would. *He shrugs.* And you shouldn’t. On a happier topic, how’s your garden going? I know you were busy reorganising the thing when you painted your house.

[//continues to glare anyway]
Well too fucking bad. You can’t disprove my magic and I can’t convince you it’s real, but you can stop being such a stick in the mud about something that doesn’t concern, regard or even affect you.

[//sneers. What a utterly pathetic topic change]
Fine. Had some friend over to help plant the last of them, but the heat is making a lot of them unhappy.

lagelanden:

And you keep trying to convince me. Let’s just give it a rest - my life’s not miserable at all. What are you talking about? I’m quite happy with the things as they’re going now.

*He hides a small laugh. That was a double meaning, Erik.* I understand.

[//glares] I haven’t tried in ages. I simply mentioned magic.
By odin’s remaining eye, you’re so in denial you’re actually defensive.

[//crosses his arms]
I could probably put on the most amazing show and you’d write it off as a hallucination - so I refrain. I’m not wasting wonders on people to blind to appreciate it.

viwan themes